I Can Boyband

by Leeroy Loosli

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Making a second kids book is too hard! (readmrmatt.com)

Instead, I've decided to be the next One Direction!

Boybands sing pick-up lines.
Here is a collection of them, for your listening pleasure.

The concept of this song is that a guy tries to impress a girl, but ends up saying corny cliches (to his horror).

He shouldn't have been so worried because...
when you smile after prom it ain't hard to tell,
you don't know-o-o...
Loneliness has always been a friend of mine
I'm leavin' my life in your hands!

blah, blah, blah...

happy april fools!


You blow me away and no I don't mean,
Any gas was passed, don't worry,
I just gotta ask...

Could I borrow a quarter,
To call my mother,
And tell her that I
Met the girl of my dreams?
Seems I lost her number,
Could I have yours?
Don't hate the player
When you should blame the game.
Did it hurt when you
Fell from Heaven, girl?
Get those pants there,
Your ass is outta this world.
Borrow a quarter,
To call my mother
And tell her that I
Met the girl of my dreams!

What I know of love,
I learned from Disney songs.
What I know about pickin' up girls...


released April 1, 2016



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I've apparently decided to become the next One Direction.

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